My top 10 ways to spot a Goth

1. dresses all in dark colors


2. wears some sort of facepaint


3. says they hate everything


4. talks about a "black abyss" or "the realm"


5. listens to very depressing music


6. writes poems about killing, the black abyss or the realm


7. clams to eat souls


8. wears fish netting on their arms


9. has too many chain hanging off their already too tight pants


10. looks like they are alway going to cry